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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
psychiclianna
tiktoksijustthinkareneat

argumate

okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup

quasi-normalcy

@honey-wine-and-time

nyxetoile

Husband: That tune is really familiar.

Me: It’s the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.

Him: Ah.

Me: Mashed with Carol of the Bells. On a harp.

Him: *stares*

Me: Everything is on the internet somewhere.

mysticnightmarestarlight

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

thoodleoo

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emancaz

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades


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emancaz

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

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newtonscamader

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans


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roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

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miceprincess

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Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

memesandmylife

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

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lumeninfusco
feelingbluepolitics

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truth-has-a-liberal-bias

100% TRUE

sallyyates

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

hallaking99

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

bestgirlsystem

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

woodentempest

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

runcibility

outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.

There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.

kiavachiisanoob
hadeantaiga

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

tshmarie

An equal and opposite truth:

The actors, directors, writers, etc that create this characters are people.

They are real. They exist independent of the characters and your opinions. You have no right to them, their opinions, or their relationships. They have no responsibility to you. You cannot force them to follow your fantasy.

hadeantaiga

THIS is a good addition.